"Morning Prayer"

Dear LORD,

So Far Today I Am Doing All Right.
I Have Not Gossiped, Lost My Temper,
Been Greedy, Grumpy, Nasty, 
Selfish, Or Self Indulgent.

I Have Not Whined, Crumbled, Cursed,
Or Eaten Any Chocolate.
I Have Not Charged Anything 
On My Credit Card.

However, Dear LORD..
I Am Going To Get Out Of 
Bed In A Few Minutes,
And I Will Need A Lot 
More Help After That.....