Praise The LORD

An elderly lady was well know for her faith
and for her boldness in talking about it.
She would stand on her front porch and shout
"PRAISE THE LORD"

Next door to her lived and atheist who would
get so angry at her proclamations he would shout,
"There ain't no Lord"

Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she
prayed for GOD to send her some assistance.
She stood on her porch and shouted,
"PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I need some food ! !
I am having a hard time. Please LORD,
send me some groceries !!

The next morning the lady went out and noticed
a large bag of groceries and she shouted,
"PRAISE THE LORD"

The neighbor jumped up and down
behind a bush and said,
"Aha ! I told you there was no Lord.
I bought those groceries, God didn't.

The lady started jumping up and down
and clapping her hands and said,
"PRAISE THE LORD"

HE not only sent me groceries,
but HE made the devil pay for them.
"PRAISE THE LORD"

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