Who Is Better On The PC,
JESUS or satan?

JESUS and satan were having an ongoing
argument about who was better on his PC.
They had been going at it for days, and GOD
was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally,
GOD said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test
which will take two hours, and I will judge who
does the better job."

So, JESUS and satan sat down at the keyboards
and typed away.

They moused.
They did spread sheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent Faxes.
They sent email with and without attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.

They did every known job. But, ten minutes
before the time was up lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain
poured, and of course the electricity went off.
satan stared at his blank screen and screamed.
JESUS just sighed. The electricity flickered back
on, and each of them restarted their PC's.

satan started searching frantically screaming,
"It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when
the power went out!" Meanwhile, JESUS
quietly started printing out all his
 files from the past two hours. satan observed
this and became even more irate. "Wait!
He cheated! How did he do it?"

GOD shrugged and said,,,

"JESUS Saves."

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